BORING

Shopify work, paid by the task, not the hour.

Send one sentence about the thing that is annoying you. We price it the same day, build it on a duplicate of your theme, and you pay once it is live.

Pick a task

One task, $99, invoiced after it is live

100,000+ tasks shipped Six years on Shopify, 35+ brands on retainer

Brands we build for

Everything we build is code in your theme, not an app. No monthly fee, no badge in the corner, nothing to cancel if you stop.

Per-task pricing, fixed.

No scoping call, no proposal, no retainer. If two of your three requests are really one task, we say so and charge for one.

1.

Describe it badly

A sentence, a screenshot, a screen recording of the thing going wrong. You do not need to know what it is called.

2.

We price it the same day

One task or three, and what each one costs, before anybody starts building anything.

3.

You see it before you pay

Built on a duplicate of your theme and sent as a preview link. You pick the day it goes live.

Why be boring?

Because the interesting part of a Shopify agency is usually the invoice.

The whole price list Image
$99

A task. Not an hour, not a sprint, not a month. You know what it costs before anybody opens a code editor.

Quoted
Same day

Usually within the hour.

Commitment
None

Nothing to sign, nothing to cancel.

What you get
The code, not a rental

It goes into your theme and stays there. No monthly fee, no badge in the corner, nothing that breaks when you stop paying.

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If you hate it
You do not pay

One round of changes is included. If it is still not right, nothing goes live and you owe us nothing.

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Behind it
6 years

Mudcy, with 35+ brands on retainer.

Shipped
100k+

Tasks, and counting.

How a task actually runs.

From the sentence you send to the invoice. There is no call at any point in it.

Send your first task
  1. 01

    You describe it badly

    A sentence, a screenshot, a screen recording of the thing going wrong. You do not need to know what it is called or how it ought to work. We come back the same day with a price, usually within the hour, and always before anybody opens an editor.

  2. 02

    We build it on a copy

    Your live theme is never touched. Everything happens on a duplicate, then you get a preview link to click through on your own phone and your own laptop. Nothing has published and nothing has been invoiced at this point.

  3. 03

    You pick the day it goes live

    One round of changes is included. If it is still not right after that, nothing publishes and you owe us nothing. When you are happy, we publish on your date, check it is working, and the invoice follows.

Your week, in one place.

Every request on one calendar. What is assigned, in progress, in review and shipped, without asking anybody.

A sample week, not a real client's board.

For stores and sales, like these.

Every task is $99 unless it says otherwise. Fourteen store tasks, eight app replacements.

How it worked for task 1042

A custom newsletter pop-up.

Linda signed up on the Tuesday. It was built, reviewed and live by Wednesday. Nobody got on a call, nobody wrote a scope document, nobody sent a proposal.

Task 1042Signed up
✓Tue 20 OctLinda signs up for one task
✓Wed 21 OctBuilt and sent for review
✓Wed 21 OctApproved, published, invoiced
0 of 3—

“I loved working with you. Very effortless.”

36 hours from onboarding to live · $99

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LindaLulu Organics

Still paying monthly for these? lol

Four things stores rent an app for, built into the theme instead. Not screenshots, the real components. Open one and poke at it.

Demo 01

Countdown bar

A deadline that is real, counting to midnight where the shopper is.

Open it
Demo 02

Size finder

Two sliders instead of a size chart app and a PDF nobody opens.

Open it
Demo 03

Build a box

Pick any three. A bundle builder with its own pricing rules.

Open it
Demo 04

The honest button

It does nothing. Every other site would have put a form here.

Open it
See them all running

Same fix, very different bill.

It keeps charging whether you use it or not, and it will keep charging for as long as the store exists. Put your numbers in and see what the same work costs once.

What you pay now
$ a month
years
a month
Paid out over that time$0
Which works out at$0
What it costs here
Tasks in that time0
How that adds up—
Per task, fixed$99
Same tasks, built and kept$0
You would have saved $0

The honest comparison.

Four ways to get the same cart drawer built. We are not the right answer for all of them.

BORINGAn appAgency retainerFreelancer
What it costs $99 once $29 a month, forever $2,000+ a month $40 to $90 an hour
Before you commit A price the same day A free trial A call, then a proposal An estimate, if you are lucky
Who owns the code You do, it is in your theme Nobody, you rent it You do You do
If you stop paying Nothing happens The feature disappears Work stops that month Work stops
Best for One task at a time Trying something cheaply Constant, heavy roadmaps Long open-ended builds

The nosy section.

The questions people actually ask before the first task.

What counts as one task?

One change you could describe in a sentence. A cart drawer is one task. A cart drawer plus a quiz plus a new homepage is three. If you are not sure, send it and we will tell you before you pay anything.

When do I pay?

After the work is live and you have said you are happy with it. Single tasks are invoiced on completion. Prepaid packs of five and ten cost less per task, which is the only reason to pay up front.

Will you touch my live theme?

Not until you have seen it working. We build on a duplicate, send a preview link, and publish on a date you choose.

What if I do not like it?

One round of changes is included. Tell us what is off and we fix it. If it still is not right, you do not pay and nothing goes live.

Who actually writes the code?

Mudcy, a Shopify studio running six years with more than 35 brands on monthly retainers. BORING is how you buy one piece of that without a contract.

Is the name a joke?

Half. Most agencies want to sell you the rebrand and the strategy deck. We want the mobile menu that has been broken since March.

Let's start your first task.

Tell us the one thing that annoys you. We will say whether it is one task or three, and what it costs, usually the same day.

Or email hello@boring.expert

  • $99 a task, priced before anybody opens an editor
  • Built on a copy of your theme. You see it before you pay
  • You pick the day it goes live. Invoiced after, not before

"I loved working with you. Very effortless."

LindaLulu Organics