BORING

Shopify work, paid by the task, not the hour.

Send one sentence about the thing that is annoying you. We price it the same day, build it on a duplicate of your theme, and you pay once it is live.

Pick a task

One task, $99, invoiced after it is live

100,000+ tasks shipped Six years on Shopify, 35+ brands on retainer

Brands we build for

Everything we build is code in your theme, not an app. No monthly fee, no badge in the corner, nothing to cancel if you stop.

Per-task pricing, fixed.

No scoping call, no proposal, no retainer. If two of your three requests are really one task, we say so and charge for one.

1.

Describe it badly

A sentence, a screenshot, a screen recording of the thing going wrong. You do not need to know what it is called.

2.

We price it the same day

One task or three, and what each one costs, before anybody starts building anything.

3.

You see it before you pay

Built on a duplicate of your theme and sent as a preview link. You pick the day it goes live.

For stores and sales, like these.

Every task is $99 unless it says otherwise. Fourteen store tasks, eight app replacements.

How it worked for task 1042

“Our cart opens a whole new page and people just leave.”

That was the whole brief. Nobody got on a call, nobody wrote a scope document, nobody sent a proposal.

Apparel store, Melbourne

Task 1042Received
✓Monday, 09:14She sends one sentence
✓Monday, 11:40Priced at one task, $99
✓Thursday, 11:02Preview link sent
✓FridayPublished, then invoiced
0 of 4—

Four of these, running on this page

Not screenshots. These are the real components, working in your browser right now. Same code we put in your theme.

Demo 01 — Countdown bar

A deadline that is real

Counting to midnight where you are, not where we are.

Sale ends in

00Hours
00Minutes
00Seconds

Your timezone

Demo 02 — Size finder

Replaces the size chart app

Two sliders instead of a PDF nobody opens.

MYour size, regular fit
Demo 03 — Build a box

Pick any three

Bundle builder with its own pricing rules.

Pick 3 to save 20%$0
Demo 04 — The honest button

This button does nothing

Every other site would have put a form here.

As advertised.

Same fix, very different bill.

Whatever you pay every month, an app subscription or an agency retainer, it keeps charging whether you use it or not. Put your numbers in and see what the same work costs by the task.

What you pay now
$ a month
years
a month
Paid out over that time$0
Which works out at$0
What it costs here
Tasks in that time0
How that adds up—
Per task, fixed$99
Same tasks, built and kept$0
You would have saved $0

The honest comparison.

Four ways to get the same cart drawer built. We are not the right answer for all of them.

BORINGAn appAgency retainerFreelancer
What it costs $99 once $29 a month, forever $2,000+ a month $40 to $90 an hour
Before you commit A price the same day A free trial A call, then a proposal An estimate, if you are lucky
Who owns the code You do, it is in your theme Nobody, you rent it You do You do
If you stop paying Nothing happens The feature disappears Work stops that month Work stops
Best for One task at a time Trying something cheaply Constant, heavy roadmaps Long open-ended builds

The nosy section.

The questions people actually ask before the first task.

What counts as one task?

One change you could describe in a sentence. A cart drawer is one task. A cart drawer plus a quiz plus a new homepage is three. If you are not sure, send it and we will tell you before you pay anything.

When do I pay?

After the work is live and you have said you are happy with it. Single tasks are invoiced on completion. Prepaid packs of five and ten cost less per task, which is the only reason to pay up front.

Will you touch my live theme?

Not until you have seen it working. We build on a duplicate, send a preview link, and publish on a date you choose.

What if I do not like it?

One round of changes is included. Tell us what is off and we fix it. If it still is not right, you do not pay and nothing goes live.

Who actually writes the code?

Mudcy, a Shopify studio running six years with more than 35 brands on monthly retainers. BORING is how you buy one piece of that without a contract.

Is the name a joke?

Half. Most agencies want to sell you the rebrand and the strategy deck. We want the mobile menu that has been broken since March.

Let's start your first task.

Tell us the one thing that annoys you. We will say whether it is one task or three, and what it costs, usually the same day.

Or email hello@boring.expert